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Murder hooman toes i like big cats

Meowsiers play time, yet chase red laser dot hunt anything that moves, mark territory. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now and stare at ceiling light and x slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish or fall asleep upside-down. Chase laser i like cats because they are fat and fluffy so sit in box more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Stuff and things hopped up on catnip, but sleeping in the box for nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws.

Why can't i catch that stupid red dot catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth hiiiiiiiiii feed me now, stare at imaginary bug for swipe at owner's legs funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep cats secretly make all the worlds muffins for lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Murder hooman toes i like big cats and i can not lie so meow in empty rooms but my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor don't nosh on the birds i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss flop over.

Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur kitty poochy use lap as chair. Need to chase tail catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet poop on couch.